coolio caprese salad

October 21, 2008

Now that Jamie’s Ministry is in trouble, and Mr. Snow and I have become total Wireheads, there’s only one person left on Earth who can teach yo’ ass how to cook. This is none other than rapper, actor, fashion designer and now ghetto gourmet Coolio.

I feel your scepticism from all the way over here, but give him a go and I promise you will not be disappointed. In the video above he shows the importance of sauce girls, sharp knives and shouting, “Shaka zulu, motherfucker!” in the process of creating the best caprese salad ever.

Make sure you don’t miss the Man’s other creations, including fork steak with heavenly Ghettalian garlic bread, and Spinach Even Your Kids Will Eat. Genius.